Harold Chimp

Mr. Harold Chimp does not like having his personal life scrutinized, but kindly agreed to answer some questions that we posted him yesterday.

 

 

Answer: The Harold Chimp Library purports to ease the way for all people in the world to have access to books. I had the idea of forming the Library after talking to Mr. Marshall McLuhan; the media being the message, it was as natural as a banana that the more books available, the more people would read.

 Question: what are the most important features to be added to the Library project?

Answer: We will expand the project to other countries besides Brazil, having books in German, French, English and Spanish, to be distributed throughout our very expanded personal network, in order to have HC Library books in almost every country of the world.

 Question: There are some rumors in the market that your Foundation is floundering.

Answer: As you said, these are just rumors, and they have been planted by my opponents and don´t have any link to our financial reality, a very solid institution.

 Question: Are you planning to visit Brazil next year?

Answer: We have a lot of interest in the banana plantations in the Vale da Ribeira region and I will be there to check the banana plantations.

 Question: How is Ms.Harriett going? There are some rumors that she is in poor health after vacationing to the Caribbean on the family yatch.

Answer: Just rumors. She is ok.

 Question:  Why do you always keep a low profile?

Answer: Next question, please

 Question: That is all, and I would like to thank you for your enormous kindness in receiving us for a brief Q&A.

Answer: Thank you very much.

 

Quem é quem na família Harold CHimp

Harold Chimp, indefinível, é o que é!

Harriet Chimp, a esposa

Hildegard Chimp, a filha

Hilarious Chimp, o filho

Idemeneous Chimp: o pai de Harold Chimp

Hillary Chimp, a mãe de Harold Chimp

Ideomorfus Chimp: o sogro de Harold Chimp

Hebetude Chimp: a sogra de Harold

Donald Chimp, o irmão de Harold

Filomena Chimp, a irmã de Harold

Telêmaco Chimp, o avô materno

Emengaard Chimp, a avó materna

Maria Bernadete Marquetiensis Correaensis.

 Conrad Hilton  o mordomo da família

Robert Justíssimos, o valete de chambre

Charles Darwinienses, o conselheiro científico

Honorabilis Procópius, o historiador da família

William Clinton, o sexólogo da família

Warren Buffet, o financista da família

Baruch Obama, o conselheiro político, atualmente desempenhando cargo na Casa Branca

Rachel Espigadesensis Abatesensis : a marketeira capitalista da família

Paris Hilton: a conselheira de moda

Hugh Hefner: o jardineiro da mansão Chimp